When COVID’s Gone, Then What?
Despite the mass suffering COVID-19 has inflicted upon the United States, one good thing it has done is proven that, like America's Greatest Generation before u ...
My Thoughts on the First 2020 Presidential Debate
The first of allegedly three debates between President Trump and former Vice President Joe Biden went down last night with all the class, grace and decorum of a ...
Clear the Tracks! The Story You’re Reading Right This Very Moment Could Save Your Life Unless You Get Hit by a Train
This was originally published in an issue of the Austin-American Statesman newspaper’s XL Ent entertainment magazine on April 22, 1999! ##### In ...
I’m a Male Model!
It's the last thing I ever expected to be, and probably won't be again anytime soon, but here's what happened... My buddy and screenplay writing partner Patr ...
My Favorite David Lee Roth Quotes – Volume II
Image via Van Halen News Desk. It's been EIGHT YEARS since I first published my list of favorite Davide Lee Roth quotes and as a testament to the magnetism ...
How to Turn an Old Gas Grill into a Fire Pit
We had an old gas grill taking up room behind our shed, so I got creative with it. No, I didn't choreograph an interpretive dance routine with it, I turned it i ...
Welcome to Reality. May I Take Your Order?
This was originally published in an issue of the Austin-American Statesman newspaper’s XL Ent entertainment magazine on October 30, 1997! This was the first ...
Smoke Screen: Confessions of a Tobacco Junkie
This was originally published in an issue of the Austin-American Statesman newspaper's XL Ent entertainment magazine on July 24, 1997! You'll be happy to kn ...
Hand-Crafted Murdering Knives
If my wife ever decides to murder me with a knife I’ll have plenty of time to get away, because first she’ll spend 3 days to a week researching online what the ...
Staying Fit During the Pandemic: 5 Tips from an Unqualified Nobody
Staying physically fit during a worldwide pandemic can be difficult. Trust me. I’ve found it so difficult I haven’t even tried. I’m normally a very fit guy ...