My Arm Felt Like an ATM Fell on it After My Second Dose of the Moderna COVID Vaccine
I think I got off fairly easy from my 2nd dose of the Moderna COVID vaccine. Other than a nagging headache I just had some pretty bad pain in my arm. Felt like ...
How to Make French Toast
Making French toast is extremely easy especially if you’re French. If you’re not French but just a cultural-appropriating monster who would like to take adv ...
A Ghost Helped Me out in Waco, Texas
I got lost with my girlfriend one night in Waco, Texas. Roads were deserted. No people. No cars. Then a ghost helped me find my way. This was around 2003 or ...
That Time I Almost Met Nelly Furtado
If you've spent any time around me then you're well aware that in the early 2000's I hung out with Stone Temple Pilots in their private rehearsal studio. I've p ...
If the Dukes of Hazzard had a Smartphone with Google Maps
I was driving today with Google Maps on when my phone dinged and said there was a speed trap ahead. I bet The Dukes of Hazzard would have been pretty boring if ...
When COVID’s Gone, Then What?
Despite the mass suffering COVID-19 has inflicted upon the United States, one good thing it has done is proven that, like America's Greatest Generation before u ...
My Thoughts on the First 2020 Presidential Debate
The first of allegedly three debates between President Trump and former Vice President Joe Biden went down last night with all the class, grace and decorum of a ...
Clear the Tracks! The Story You’re Reading Right This Very Moment Could Save Your Life Unless You Get Hit by a Train
This was originally published in an issue of the Austin-American Statesman newspaper’s XL Ent entertainment magazine on April 22, 1999! ##### In ...
I’m a Male Model!
It's the last thing I ever expected to be, and probably won't be again anytime soon, but here's what happened... My buddy and screenplay writing partner Patr ...
My Favorite David Lee Roth Quotes – Volume II
Image via Van Halen News Desk. It's been EIGHT YEARS since I first published my list of favorite Davide Lee Roth quotes and as a testament to the magnetism ...