Ask your physician about Moronix(tm) as it may be able to help you manage the symptoms associated with acute Internet-induced hypochondria. Side effects may or may not include* suicidal thoughts, homicidal thoughts, weight gain, malaise, mayonnaise, lack of gumption, increased gumption, shingles, Pringles(tm), getting randomly “fired up” for no real reason at all, increase in weight of others, concave taint, and many other symptoms we can’t remember right now because one of the symptoms is also memory lapses. Who are you, again?
*Thank you legal advisors.
