Hello, and welcome to my blog, just another insignificant drop in the digital sea for your amusement.
When I decided to do a blog, roughly ten minutes ago, I quickly came to the conclusion that if I want my blog to stand out, to “pop” as the kids say, then I’m going to have to implement some pretty clever thinking. There are so many blogs out there now days that in order to get noticed, if that is your goal, then you really need to “think outside the box” and push the envelope of what has here-to-for been acceptable blog content and presentation. In order to nudge my blog out of the mainstream of blogness and attract a new audience I have opted to incorporate a few above par elements not found in most blogs:
That’s pretty much it for now. I’m sure I’ll come up with other exciting ways to impress you in the future. But until then, here’s a celebratory poem:
Hey Clif my friend
May I append
Your URL to my bookmarks?
Your blog’s SO koo1
I don’t know what to do
Other than send you lots of
Thanks and check back soon! (but not before next week, because I’m out of ideas.)
My name is Clif. I’m a musician, writer, blogger, and photographer. Yeah, basically I’m just like 90% of everybody else with a blog. Thanks for stopping by!
If you want to contact me feel free to email clif [@] clifhaley.me or use this super hi-tech form below:
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