Food

Food

I like to eat things. Usually food. Sometimes I make things that can be eaten, as well. If the recipes are useful I’ll put them here.


How to Make Slightly Less Lethal Ramen

Like you, my favorite food in the entire world is ramen (from the ancient Japanese word “ramen” meaning “more sodium per teaspoon than an entire livestock salt block”). ...
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Welcome to Reality. May I Take Your Order?

This was originally published in an issue of the Austin-American Statesman newspaper’s XL Ent entertainment magazine on October 30, 1997! This was the first piece I’d ever written ...
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Restaurant Review: Taqueria La Lupita (Merida, Mexico)

This is from my TripAdvisor review. Below that are some extra bonus words! We had 14 tacos, a bowl of beans, and a Coke for the kid for ...
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Awesome Bean Dip Recipe

Here is an awesome bean dip recipe: INGREDIENTS 1 can of refried beans A lot of Tony Chachere’s Creole Seasoning PREPARATION 1. Open can of refried beans and ...
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My Fake Vitamin Water ZERO Commercial

Rummaging through my mostly neglected YouTube channel just now I found a fake commercial I did for Vitamin Water ZERO a few years ago. I recall having grabbed ...
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Simple Cajun Gumbo

I Made Super Gumbo

I don’t mean that I made Gumbo that was exceptionally good, although it was. What I mean is that I made a version of Gumbo that was augmented ...
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Motel 6

Hotels and Pizza: A Problem for the Ages

A couple of weeks ago we stayed a few nights in a Motel 6 in Texas over the Thanksgiving holiday. Motel 6 has a come a long way. ...
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CHEEZ-IT DUOZ

REPORT: Cheez-It Duoz are Too Good

I’m typically not one to endorse government regulations on things that bring people happiness such as weed. But sometimes things bring people too much happiness. A level of ...
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Grocery Store Demographic Breakdown

We just got back from the grocery store.   While there, I composed a demographic breakdown of its inhabitants.  I’ve classified the following consumer groups: The UT Family – ...
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Food Amazes Me

Food amazes me. I’m not talking about the kind of naturally occurring food you can just yank off a tree or run down on the highway, I’m talking ...
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