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My Wife Tried to Kill Me with Progresso Spicy Jambalya Soup [REVIEW?]

by Clif Haley
November 2, 2021
in Food, Reviews
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Beware. This soup is so hot it could burst into flame at any moment.

I think my wife is trying to kill me. That is the only explanation I can think of as to why she would inflict upon me such pain as is found in Progresso Spicy Jambalya Soup. The really cruel part of this horrendously hot soup is that it tastes really damn good. I couldn’t stop spooning it into my agonized mouth.

I like spice, but typically when you see a “spicy” version of something that isn’t normally spicy such as Progresso Soup you can expect the spiciness to be rather mild so as not to traumatize normal consumers. This jambalya doesn’t care one bit about normal consumers. It hates normal consumers. It wants to burn their faces completely off. Long story short, I loved it.

Progresso Spicy Jambalya Nutrition Information

Calories: 280Amount% Daily Value
Total Fat8g10%
Saturated Fat2.5g12%
Trans Fat0g
Cholesterol25mg8%
Sodium1410mg61%
Total Carbohydrates41g15%
Dietary Fiber4g15%
Sugar6g
Protein12g
Calcium80mg6%
Iron2.1mg10%

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Tags: canned foodheathotprogressosoupspice
Clif Haley

Clif Haley

Writer, reader, musician, dad, SEO dude and mediocre photographer from Texas. Sometimes I eat pizza with a fork, but usually not.

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