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Daily Journal: April 15, 2018
Well, it's official: I like corn. It's taken me years to do it, but I can honestly say now that I like corn. Corn on the cob. Creamed corn. Whole kernel corn. I ...
Alternate McDonald’s Golden Arches Around the World (But Mostly in the United States)
McDonald's was founded at some point in the past by restaurateur brothers Richard and Maurice McDonald who had a vision to revolutionize the way people develope ...
Daily Journal: March 25, 2014
I met this great girl at the strip club the other night. She's just like mom except for the stripping and the cocaine and bi-sexuality and the piercings and the ...
Daily Journal: February 2, 2012
12I checked out this great band last night called WarehouseLarry. They sounded like a rocket powered freight train full of Black Sabbath crashing into a nuclear ...
Daily Journal: October 9, 2005
God I hate Ryan! The first thing I'm going to do when the band makes it big is kill him. I'm sooooo sick of the way he looks at me and transmits via telepathic ...
Daily Journal: June 16, 1998
The itch is getting really, really bad now but I'm too embarrassed to go to the doctor! I will DEFINITELY wash the next pair of underwear I buy from a guy on th ...
Ricky Tango, Hawson’s Bovinery Hoof Rendering Floor Supervisor
Hi. My name is Ricky Tango. I work at Hawson's Bovinery in Teet, TX. Here at Hawson's Bovinery we do everything that can possibly be done with a cow and all und ...
A Few Words on the Economy
Originally published November 23, 2004 I’ve been doing a lot of thinking about the American economy lately. Specifically about that part of the American econ ...
