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My Thoughts on the First 2020 Presidential Debate
The first of allegedly three debates between President Trump and …
If the Dukes of Hazzard had a Smartphone with Google Maps
I was driving today with Google Maps on when my …
My Arm Felt Like an ATM Fell on it After My Second Dose of the Moderna COVID Vaccine
I think I got off fairly easy from my 2nd …
My Favorite David Lee Roth Quotes – Volume II
It’s been EIGHT YEARS since I first published my list …
Clear the Tracks! The Story You’re Reading Right This Very Moment Could Save Your Life Unless You Get Hit by a Train
This was originally published in an issue of the Austin-American …
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My Arm Felt Like an ATM Fell on it After My Second Dose of the Moderna COVID Vaccine
I think I got off fairly easy from my 2nd dose of the Moderna COVID vaccine. Other than a nagging headache I just had some pretty bad pain in my arm. Felt like ...
Family Camping Magazine — Encouraging Divorce-Free Camping Outcomes since 2021
Click to enlarge! We’re proud to announce the forthcoming launch of our new family-oriented camping magazine called Family Camping Magazine. It took many hour ...
How to Make French Toast
Making French toast is extremely easy especially if you’re French. If you’re not French but just a cultural-appropriating monster who would like to take adv ...
A Ghost Helped Me out in Waco, Texas
I got lost with my girlfriend one night in Waco, Texas. Roads were deserted. No people. No cars. Then a ghost helped me find my way. This was around 2003 or ...
That Time I Almost Met Nelly Furtado
If you've spent any time around me then you're well aware that in the early 2000's I hung out with Stone Temple Pilots in their private rehearsal studio. I've p ...
How to Make Semi-Homemade Pizza
This only barely qualifies as a recipe since it's so open-ended. Basically, you need two things: A frozen cheese pizza. Whatever the hell you want to pu ...
If the Dukes of Hazzard had a Smartphone with Google Maps
I was driving today with Google Maps on when my phone dinged and said there was a speed trap ahead. I bet The Dukes of Hazzard would have been pretty boring if ...
Super Simple Campfire Chicken Hash
Here's a simple recipe we threw together while camping this past weekend called "Super Simple Campfire Chicken Hash" because that's the type of top-notch culina ...
