Super Simple Campfire Chicken Hash
Here's a simple recipe we threw together while camping this past weekend called "Super Simple Campfire Chicken Hash" because that's the type of top-notch culina ...
I Made Chicken Wings in the Ninja Foodi
Advances in modern science and technology have brought us many wondrous devices in the past several years such as the Perseverance Mars rover and the Ninja Food ...
How to Make Slightly Less Lethal Ramen
Like you, my favorite food in the entire world is ramen (from the ancient Japanese word "ramen" meaning "more sodium per teaspoon than an entire livestock salt ...
When COVID’s Gone, Then What?
Despite the mass suffering COVID-19 has inflicted upon the United States, one good thing it has done is proven that, like America's Greatest Generation before u ...
My Thoughts on the First 2020 Presidential Debate
The first of allegedly three debates between President Trump and former Vice President Joe Biden went down last night with all the class, grace and decorum of a ...
Clear the Tracks! The Story You’re Reading Right This Very Moment Could Save Your Life Unless You Get Hit by a Train
This was originally published in an issue of the Austin-American Statesman newspaper’s XL Ent entertainment magazine on April 22, 1999! ##### In ...
I Deactivated My Twitter Account and Here’s What Happened (How’s That for a Shitty Clickbait Title?!)
Twitter is a hellscape of people hell bent on making the worst parts of humanity - which are fewer than Twitter users would have you think - the only parts that ...
I’m a Male Model!
It's the last thing I ever expected to be, and probably won't be again anytime soon, but here's what happened... My buddy and screenplay writing partner Patr ...
