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My Wife Tried to Kill Me with Progresso Spicy Jambalya Soup [REVIEW?]
I think my wife is trying to kill me. That …
Switching from PC to Mac? Here are Three Subtle Differences Between Windows and MacOS to Look Out For
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Daily Journal: October 9, 1999
God I hate Ryan! The first thing I'm going to do when the band makes it big is kill him. I'm sooooo sick of the way he looks at me and transmits via telepathic ...
Daily Journal: June 16, 1998
The itch is getting really, really bad now but I'm too embarrassed to go to the doctor! I will DEFINITELY wash the next pair of underwear I buy from a guy on th ...
Ricky Tango, Hawson’s Bovinery Hoof Rendering Floor Supervisor
Hi. My name is Ricky Tango. I work at Hawson's Bovinery in Teet, TX. Here at Hawson's Bovinery we do everything that can possibly be done with a cow and all und ...
A Few Words on the Economy
Originally published November 23, 2004 I’ve been doing a lot of thinking about the American economy lately. Specifically about that part of the American econ ...
“Gourmet” Sandwiches
Originally published November 18, 2004 I just had Subway for lunch and I was once again surprised at how much it didn't suck. I was never really a big fan ...
Things Websites Need to Stop Doing
Below is a list of things websites need to stop doing immediately... Putting important information and links in the footer on a site with infinite scrollin ...
My Wife Tried to Kill Me with Progresso Spicy Jambalya Soup [REVIEW?]
Beware. This soup is so hot it could burst into flame at any moment. I think my wife is trying to kill me. That is the only explanation I can think of as to ...
Beyond Burger Meat Substitute Review
Last night we had Beyond Burgers. I have to say that they far exceeded my expectations in tasting almost exactly like an imitation meat made largely with beets. ...
