Explode Your Retirement Savings by Maybe Winning Big in Las Vegas
One surefire way to really give your retirement savings a kick in the pants is to win a lot of...
Random Acts of Literary Stupidity
Survivalist tip: Start wearing bolo ties to formal events. Sure, they look ridiculous, but if a surprise nuclear strike throws...
This Was the Best 26th Birthday I’ve had Since 1974
I would like to thank everyone for the birthday wishes! You all have made this, my 26th birthday, very special....
Man Cloned from Tainted DNA Sample Excels at Multitasking Thanks to Tentacles
When I met Jacobi Williams for our first interview he greeted me with a smile, a handshake, a pat on...
Random Acts of Literary Stupidity No. 3
DR. JACKSON: My name is Dr. James “Jimmy” Jackson, Jr., and I am a professor of black physics. INTERVIEWER: I’m...
LASIK: A Visionary Vision for the Future of Your Vision
If you’ve been thinking about getting LASIK eye surgery to correct your vision but are nervous about the procedure, don’t...
Queasy Rider: How to Survive Riding a Motorcycle by Going Very, Very Slow
For some unknown reason, despite thoroughly cleaning out my ears daily, every morning my right ear appears to have been...
Random Acts of Literary Stupidity No. 2
“It’s taken millions of years of evolution for June bugs to develop the ability to evade predators by flying directly...
Retail Chain Launches Fleet of Robot Customers to Automate Bullshit Demands on Staff
Big box retail chain Glutmart announced today via company-wide memo that they will be automating bullshit demands on staff with...
7 Sound Financial Tips Anyone Can Probably Read
According to several major news outlets, the economy is in a truly terrible state. Of course, no matter what the...
About Me
Clif Haley
Writer, reader, musician, dad, voice over guy, and mediocre photographer from Texas. Sometimes I eat pizza with a fork, but usually not.
