10 UNBELIEVEABLE Facts About America
#1 If you turn off the lights and say “Murica!” three times, when you turn the lights back on, Thomas Jefferson will appear and present you with a co ...
Meet the Team of PLNN: the Patriotic Liberty News Network
Chet Maverick Lead Reporter Chet Maverick is a patriot and a journalist. When he’s not absentmindedly murmuring the Pledge of Allegiance under his b ...
BREAKING: “Golf Ball-Sized Hailstone” Officially Adopted as Scientific Unit of Measurement
An announcement by the Scientific Coalition on Universal Measurements (SCUM) to adopt “golf ball-sized hailstone” as an official scientific unit of measurement ...
Failed Fishing at the Family Hunting Cabin
I've never seen an animated character so impressed with my shoes before. With the Texas outdoor temperatures finally dropping out of Fahrenheit ranges typic ...
DALL-E 2 Images: First Day Playing With DALL-E 2
Just this morning I received an invitation to use the OpenAI DALLE-E 2 image creating AI. These are some of the prompts I gave it and the images it produced: ...
Daily Journal: April 15, 2018
Well, it's official: I like corn. It's taken me years to do it, but I can honestly say now that I like corn. Corn on the cob. Creamed corn. Whole kernel corn. I ...
Alternate McDonald’s Golden Arches Around the World (But Mostly in the United States)
McDonald's was founded at some point in the past by restaurateur brothers Richard and Maurice McDonald who had a vision to revolutionize the way people develope ...
Daily Journal: March 25, 2014
I met this great girl at the strip club the other night. She's just like mom except for the stripping and the cocaine and bi-sexuality and the piercings and the ...
Daily Journal: February 2, 2012
12I checked out this great band last night called WarehouseLarry. They sounded like a rocket powered freight train full of Black Sabbath crashing into a nuclear ...
Daily Journal: October 9, 2005
God I hate Ryan! The first thing I'm going to do when the band makes it big is kill him. I'm sooooo sick of the way he looks at me and transmits via telepathic ...
Daily Journal: June 16, 1998
The itch is getting really, really bad now but I'm too embarrassed to go to the doctor! I will DEFINITELY wash the next pair of underwear I buy from a guy on th ...
Ricky Tango, Hawson’s Bovinery Hoof Rendering Floor Supervisor
Hi. My name is Ricky Tango. I work at Hawson's Bovinery in Teet, TX. Here at Hawson's Bovinery we do everything that can possibly be done with a cow and all und ...
A Few Words on the Economy
Originally published November 23, 2004 I’ve been doing a lot of thinking about the American economy lately. Specifically about that part of the American econ ...
“Gourmet” Sandwiches
Originally published November 18, 2004 I just had Subway for lunch and I was once again surprised at how much it didn't suck. I was never really a big fan ...
Things Websites Need to Stop Doing
Below is a list of things websites need to stop doing immediately... Putting important information and links in the footer on a site with infinite scrollin ...
