Daily Journal: April 15, 2018
Well, it's official: I like corn. It's taken me years to do it, but I can honestly say now that I like corn. Corn on the cob. Creamed corn. Whole kernel corn. I ...
Alternate McDonald’s Golden Arches Around the World (But Mostly in the United States)
McDonald's was founded at some point in the past by restaurateur brothers Richard and Maurice McDonald who had a vision to revolutionize the way people develope ...
Daily Journal: March 25, 2014
I met this great girl at the strip club the other night. She's just like mom except for the stripping and the cocaine and bi-sexuality and the piercings and the ...
Daily Journal: February 2, 2012
12I checked out this great band last night called WarehouseLarry. They sounded like a rocket powered freight train full of Black Sabbath crashing into a nuclear ...
Daily Journal: October 9, 2005
God I hate Ryan! The first thing I'm going to do when the band makes it big is kill him. I'm sooooo sick of the way he looks at me and transmits via telepathic ...
Daily Journal: June 16, 1998
The itch is getting really, really bad now but I'm too embarrassed to go to the doctor! I will DEFINITELY wash the next pair of underwear I buy from a guy on th ...
Ricky Tango, Hawson’s Bovinery Hoof Rendering Floor Supervisor
Hi. My name is Ricky Tango. I work at Hawson's Bovinery in Teet, TX. Here at Hawson's Bovinery we do everything that can possibly be done with a cow and all und ...
A Few Words on the Economy
Originally published November 23, 2004 I’ve been doing a lot of thinking about the American economy lately. Specifically about that part of the American econ ...
“Gourmet” Sandwiches
Originally published November 18, 2004 I just had Subway for lunch and I was once again surprised at how much it didn't suck. I was never really a big fan ...
Things Websites Need to Stop Doing
Below is a list of things websites need to stop doing immediately... Putting important information and links in the footer on a site with infinite scrollin ...
My Wife Tried to Kill Me with Progresso Spicy Jambalya Soup [REVIEW?]
Beware. This soup is so hot it could burst into flame at any moment. I think my wife is trying to kill me. That is the only explanation I can think of as to ...
Beyond Burger Meat Substitute Review
Last night we had Beyond Burgers. I have to say that they far exceeded my expectations in tasting almost exactly like an imitation meat made largely with beets. ...
New York City 2021
We recently spent two weeks in New York City. Here's a bunch of pictures from the trip...
The Bathroom Workout
The bathroom workout is something I both started doing and started forgetting to do years ago. I mentioned it in a recent piece on how to stay fit during the CO ...
Switching from PC to Mac? Here are Three Subtle Differences Between Windows and MacOS to Look Out For
I've you've finally come to your senses and decided to switch from a Windows PC to a Mac, here are several of the small differences that might trip you up as yo ...
