Ricky Tango, Hawson’s Bovinery Hoof Rendering Floor Supervisor
Hi. My name is Ricky Tango. I work at Hawson's Bovinery in Teet, TX. Here at Hawson's Bovinery we do everything that can possibly be done with a cow and all und ...
Schmedley
This is a short story about dogs taking over the world called "Schmedley" that I originally wrote when I was a 22-year-old college guy in 1990-something. I'm al ...
Ricky Tango, Jr. Becomes a Man
I was ten years old the day I became a man. I was out under the pecan tree eating porridge from my favorite armadillo shell when I heard Momma scream. I ...
Home Fries
Tim marveled at the home fries. They were quite different here at Lindy's in New York City than what he'd grown up consuming as home fries back in Texas. Texa ...