My 99% Invisible “Job Application”
I LOVE the 99% Invisible podcast hosted by Roman Mars. When I saw that they were hiring a new producer I immediately wanted to apply, despite having no relevant ...
Heavy Metal Nitpicks
I love heavy metal music. I really do. I love the heavy, nasty, crunchy, aggressive guitar. I love the vocal growls, the vocal screams, the vocal melodies. I l ...
I Downgraded to a Dumbphone, I Mean a “Feature Phone”
I used to be a creative person. I used to play guitar, write essays and short stories. I used to read books. All the time. I read books while waiting in lobbies ...
What to do In Case of Fire
These simple few lines below shows the difference in how my wife and myself might tell our son what to do in the event of a fire... ME: If there’s ever a fir ...
Ricky Tango, Jr. Becomes a Man
I was ten years old the day I became a man. I was out under the pecan tree eating porridge from my favorite armadillo shell when I heard Momma scream. I ...
I’m a Real Stand Up Employee with My New Standing Desk
My standing desk from Stand Steady! I recently purchased a standing desk for my home office so I can stand up while working. No, I'm not a self-loathing ...
Triangle Magazine
This is a spoof magazine cover I made for triangle players a few months ago. I based it on the covers of typical guitar magazines.
Puke Dogs and the Missing Toddler
When my son really got good at crawling he would routinely disappear from view around a corner or through a door. At the shout of his name he would usually come ...
Protesting: America’s New Favorite Pastime
It seems like everyone these days has something to protest. Whether it's unfair this or that, something offensive, something not offensive enough, wage gaps, th ...
My Fake Vitamin Water ZERO Commercial
Rummaging through my mostly neglected YouTube channel just now I found a fake commercial I did for Vitamin Water ZERO a few years ago. I recall having grabbed m ...