How to Make French Toast
Making French toast is extremely easy especially if you’re French. If you’re not French but just a cultural-appropriating monster who would like to take advanta ...
If the Dukes of Hazzard had a Smartphone with Google Maps
I was driving today with Google Maps on when my phone dinged and said there was a speed trap ahead. I bet The Dukes of Hazzard would have been pretty boring if ...
Clear the Tracks! The Story You’re Reading Right This Very Moment Could Save Your Life Unless You Get Hit by a Train
This was originally published in an issue of the Austin-American Statesman newspaper’s XL Ent entertainment magazine on April 22, 1999! ##### In ...
The Wild Poop Beetle – Narrated by Ricky Tango, Jr. (Documentary)
Our own Ricky Tango, Jr. narrates this beautifully moving glimpse into the rarely seen life of the humble wild poop beetle. Enjoy. https://youtu.be/imEUNOzTL ...
Welcome to Reality. May I Take Your Order?
This was originally published in an issue of the Austin-American Statesman newspaper’s XL Ent entertainment magazine on October 30, 1997! This was the first ...
Smoke Screen: Confessions of a Tobacco Junkie
This was originally published in an issue of the Austin-American Statesman newspaper's XL Ent entertainment magazine on July 24, 1997! You'll be happy to kn ...
Hand-Crafted Murdering Knives
If my wife ever decides to murder me with a knife I’ll have plenty of time to get away, because first she’ll spend 3 days to a week researching online what the ...
Staying Fit During the Pandemic: 5 Tips from an Unqualified Nobody
Staying physically fit during a worldwide pandemic can be difficult. Trust me. I’ve found it so difficult I haven’t even tried. I’m normally a very fit guy ...
How I Successfully Failed to Upgrade my Son’s Laptop
Science never ceases to amaze me. Why, just the other day science amazed me by making my 11-year-old son’s computer almost impossible to upgrade. Thanks to ...
A FOOLPROOF Method for Finding a Mate
Listen up single people. I came up with a sure fire pickup line that I'll never be able to use.* The next time you're chatting with a potential mate at wherever ...