Daily Journal: October 9, 1999
God I hate Ryan! The first thing I'm going to do when the band makes it big is kill him. I'm sooooo sick of the way he looks at me and transmits via telepathic ...
Daily Journal: June 16, 1998
The itch is getting really, really bad now but I'm too embarrassed to go to the doctor! I will DEFINITELY wash the next pair of underwear I buy from a guy on th ...
Ricky Tango, Hawson’s Bovinery Hoof Rendering Floor Supervisor
Hi. My name is Ricky Tango. I work at Hawson's Bovinery in Teet, TX. Here at Hawson's Bovinery we do everything that can possibly be done with a cow and all und ...
The Bathroom Workout
The bathroom workout is something I both started doing and started forgetting to do years ago. I mentioned it in a recent piece on how to stay fit during the CO ...
Switching from PC to Mac? Here are Three Subtle Differences Between Windows and MacOS to Look Out For
I've you've finally come to your senses and decided to switch from a Windows PC to a Mac, here are several of the small differences that might trip you up as yo ...
My Arm Felt Like an ATM Fell on it After My Second Dose of the Moderna COVID Vaccine
I think I got off fairly easy from my 2nd dose of the Moderna COVID vaccine. Other than a nagging headache I just had some pretty bad pain in my arm. Felt like ...
Family Camping Magazine — Encouraging Divorce-Free Camping Outcomes since 2021
Click to enlarge! We’re proud to announce the forthcoming launch of our new family-oriented camping magazine called Family Camping Magazine. It took many hour ...
How to Make French Toast
Making French toast is extremely easy especially if you’re French. If you’re not French but just a cultural-appropriating monster who would like to take adv ...
That Time I Almost Met Nelly Furtado
If you've spent any time around me then you're well aware that in the early 2000's I hung out with Stone Temple Pilots in their private rehearsal studio. I've p ...