How to Make French Toast
Making French toast is extremely easy especially if you’re French. If you’re not French but just a cultural-appropriating monster who would like to take adv ...
How to Make Semi-Homemade Pizza
This only barely qualifies as a recipe since it's so open-ended. Basically, you need two things: A frozen cheese pizza. Whatever the hell you want to pu ...
Super Simple Campfire Chicken Hash
Here's a simple recipe we threw together while camping this past weekend called "Super Simple Campfire Chicken Hash" because that's the type of top-notch culina ...
I Made Chicken Wings in the Ninja Foodi
Advances in modern science and technology have brought us many wondrous devices in the past several years such as the Perseverance Mars rover and the Ninja Food ...
How to Make Slightly Less Lethal Ramen
Like you, my favorite food in the entire world is ramen (from the ancient Japanese word "ramen" meaning "more sodium per teaspoon than an entire livestock salt ...
Welcome to Reality. May I Take Your Order?
This was originally published in an issue of the Austin-American Statesman newspaper’s XL Ent entertainment magazine on October 30, 1997! This was the first ...
Restaurant Review: Taqueria La Lupita (Merida, Mexico)
This is from my TripAdvisor review. Below that are some extra bonus words! We had 14 tacos, a bowl of beans, and a Coke for the kid for $11. Let that sink in ...
Awesome Bean Dip Recipe
Here is an awesome bean dip recipe: INGREDIENTS 1 can of refried beans A lot of Tony Chachere's Creole Seasoning PREPARATION 1. Open can of refried beans ...
Puke Dogs and the Missing Toddler
When my son really got good at crawling he would routinely disappear from view around a corner or through a door. At the shout of his name he would usually come ...
My Fake Vitamin Water ZERO Commercial
Rummaging through my mostly neglected YouTube channel just now I found a fake commercial I did for Vitamin Water ZERO a few years ago. I recall having grabbed m ...