Daily Journal: April 15, 2018
Well, it's official: I like corn. It's taken me years to do it, but I can honestly say now that I like corn. Corn on the cob. Creamed corn. Whole kernel corn. I ...
Daily Journal: March 25, 2014
I met this great girl at the strip club the other night. She's just like mom except for the stripping and the cocaine and bi-sexuality and the piercings and the ...
Daily Journal: February 2, 2012
12I checked out this great band last night called WarehouseLarry. They sounded like a rocket powered freight train full of Black Sabbath crashing into a nuclear ...
Daily Journal: October 9, 2005
God I hate Ryan! The first thing I'm going to do when the band makes it big is kill him. I'm sooooo sick of the way he looks at me and transmits via telepathic ...
Daily Journal: June 16, 1998
The itch is getting really, really bad now but I'm too embarrassed to go to the doctor! I will DEFINITELY wash the next pair of underwear I buy from a guy on th ...
Ricky Tango, Hawson’s Bovinery Hoof Rendering Floor Supervisor
Hi. My name is Ricky Tango. I work at Hawson's Bovinery in Teet, TX. Here at Hawson's Bovinery we do everything that can possibly be done with a cow and all und ...
Let’s Surprise the Wife With a Camera in Her Face!
I got bored so I shoved a camera in the wife's face! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbF2yLYLvlk&feature=youtu.be
The New in the Old
I like when I discover something new about something old, such as a feature my smartphone has that I never knew existed until I accidentally tapped its screen i ...
Ricky Tango Jr. – Under the Couch
Life for Ricky Tango Jr. as a child - life under the couch of his morbidly obese parents - was mostly calm and easy, if not limiting and strict. Here he off ...
Triangle Magazine
This is a spoof magazine cover I made for triangle players a few months ago. I based it on the covers of typical guitar magazines.