Big box retail chain Glutmart announced today via company-wide memo that they will be automating bullshit demands on staff with the help of a fleet of high-tech robots.
Through hours of rigorous machine learning, these robots have fine-tuned their AI’s sensors and grommets to perform dumbass customer behavior almost as well as normal human dumbass customers.
Furthermore, the robots are expected to actually exceed human customer behavior within 15 years…
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