Clif Haley

We just got back from the grocery store.   While there, I composed a demographic breakdown of its inhabitants.  I've classified...

I called him Everclear, because that was his preferred drink. He preferred Everclear the way most normal people prefer a...

Food amazes me. I'm not talking about the kind of naturally occurring food you can just yank off a tree...

There are two kinds of people in this world: people who like pizza, and people who like grilling. Well, recently...

Many ages ago, in my early twenties, I climbed into my car - a 1986 Ford Escort - to drive...