Despite not being funny at all, I have just been added to MuddyUm’s roster of humor writers. The fools! They fell for my ruse!
As evidence of my complete lack of comedic ability, please see this typical example of a joke I might tell:
ME: Knock, knock.
YOU: Who’s there.
ME: Someone unexpected. Perhaps the Pope.
YOU: Okay.
Yet, though being less whimsical than a congressional hearing, I am now a MuddyUm writer. How did I accomplish such a feat, you ask?
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Writer, reader, musician, dad, SEO dude and mediocre photographer from Texas. Sometimes I eat pizza with a fork, but usually not.