Like most 14 year old boys, I was a worthless degenerate who loved nothing more than pizza, video games, and cracking disgusting jokes with my worthless degenerate friends. Naturally, being worthless degenerates, we also loved Garbage Pail Kids. For those who don’t know, Garbage Pail Kids were a series of collectable cards that featured disgusting drawings of disgusting people doing disgusting things. As worthless degenerates, my friends and I loved them. While Garbage Pail Kids are still made today, their appeal and popularity are nothing like they were in the 80s and 90s. In the 80s and 90s they were absolutely huge and everywhere. These days I’m pretty sure they are only sought after by middle-aged men who used to be worthless degenerate teenagers in the 80s and 90s and not actual worthless degenerate teenagers of today.


















