Semi-Homemade Pizza

How to Make Semi-Homemade Pizza

This only barely qualifies as a recipe since it’s so open-ended. Basically, you need two things:

  1. A frozen cheese pizza.
  2. Whatever the hell you want to put on it.

All you have to do is take #1 out of the box and put #2 on the pizza. Now let me be clear. When I say “put #2 on the pizza” I mean the ingredients from the list of items above. I do not mean to GO #2 on the pizza. Unless, of course, that is something from your ingredients list in which case I will not judge other than to say, “What the hell is wrong with you?!”

I’ll use the pizza we made pictured here as an example. We used:

A Digiorno thin crust four cheese pizza

The following toppings:

That’s it.