This only barely qualifies as a recipe since it’s so open-ended. Basically, you need two things:
- A frozen cheese pizza.
- Whatever the hell you want to put on it.
All you have to do is take #1 out of the box and put #2 on the pizza. Now let me be clear. When I say “put #2 on the pizza” I mean the ingredients from the list of items above. I do not mean to GO #2 on the pizza. Unless, of course, that is something from your ingredients list in which case I will not judge other than to say, “What the hell is wrong with you?!”
I’ll use the pizza we made pictured here as an example. We used:
A Digiorno thin crust four cheese pizza
The following toppings:
- Onions
- Bell Peppers
- Jalapenos
- Boscoli Italian olive salad
- Cherry tomatoes (HALF)
- Old Wisconsin turkey snack sticks (OTHER HALF)
- Oregano
- Crushed red pepper
- Shredded Parmesan cheese
That’s it.

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