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7 Sound Financial Tips Anyone Can Probably Read

According to several major news outlets, the economy is in a truly terrible state. Of course, no matter what the state of the economy is, major news outlets always tell us it’s in a truly terrible state.¹ We could all be reading this on gold-plated iPads while man servants clip our toenails and major news outlets would still claim the economy is on the verge of an interstellar level implosion.

Regardless of the state of the economy, here are 7 sound financial tips that will help you weather the storm, assuming there is one.

  1. If someone hands you a briefcase full of money, the first thing you should do is take out all the money. It doesn’t do you much good just sitting in a briefcase like that. Pro Tip: Do NOT ask questions about where the briefcase came from.
  2. Sell the briefcase for more money. There are many fine second hand briefcase stores that would be happy to take it off your hands for a fair price. Pro Tip: Be sure to wipe your fingerprints off the briefcase first.

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If you would like to keep reading this, you can find the full article at The Haven on Medium.com.



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