What good fortune! My wife and kid just left to visit Texas for a few days leaving me home alone for the first time in several years. What to do with all of this freedom I have over the next few days?! One part of me wants to liquidate the bank account, drive into the city, and blow it all on hedonistic extravagance until I have to drag my party-ravaged body back to the house to pass out under the front porch. The other half of me wants to just sit at home in the glory of a distraction-free silent house reading a book and shoving Totino’s pizza rolls into my face by the fistful.